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Okay. I work at a southern food restaurant, but it's ALL OVER THE US. :D

Script FO-mat.

Me = promptly seating you with friendly service :D
L = Lay-dee (Lady, lolzzz)
LF = Lady's friend.

Me: Hello, welcome to southern food restaurant, how many will it be today?
L: Two.
Me (gathering menus and utensils): Right this way.

So I show them to Table 1.

L: It's dirty! D:
Me: Oh, ma'am. I apologize. Let me get something to clean it off for you.

I come back with a cleaning cloth.

Let me just go ahead and say it now; today was Sunday rush, and we only had one busboy. It's possible that the table was a bit dirty. Some were, and I wiped them down. It's no big deal; I don't mind cleaning up.

BUT this table wasn't dirty. It was spotless. However, our tables are artificially distressed, in some cases, more than others. The surface has no dips or things, it just looks beaten up. It's supposed to be somehow homey.

I wipe the table down anyway.

L: D: It's still dirty!
Me: Ma'am, I think it's just irregualrities in the woo-
L (interrupting): It's dirty. *scowl*
Me: I'll get someone here to take care of the table, but let me seat you somewhere else.

So I show her to Table 2. It's one of the less distressed ones.

Me: Will this be fine?
L: Yes. It's not dirty

I do the menu spiel and try to mention our special and get back to the host desk.

L (as I walk away): *glare* Just clean the tables better next time, okay?

D:

So, later, I'm standing at the host desk; it's a little slow. L and LF are exiting the restaurant and LF comes up to me while L is in restroom and says that the first table was spotless and she apologizes if L inconvenienced us. I told her it was my pleasure to help them out, and to be sure to come back soon.

TL;DR Ma'am, the tables are distressed, not dirty.

Has anyone tried double-vaginal?  What did it feel like to have two men fucking you at once?  How did you get them both inside you?  Did they enjoy feeling another cock rubbing against theirs inside your cunt?  Could you stay connected to both of them?  Was it uncomfortable?

I so want to try double-vaginal someday.  I have a couple of guy friends I could ask to fulfill this fantasy.  One of them is quite wide, so I'm not sure if I could do this with him.

Has anyone tried double-vaginal?  What did it feel like to have two men fucking you at once?  How did you get them both inside you?  Did they enjoy feeling another cock rubbing against theirs inside your cunt?  Could you stay connected to both of them?  Was it uncomfortable?

I so want to try double-vaginal someday.  I have a couple of guy friends I could ask to fulfill this fantasy.  One of them is quite wide, so I'm not sure if I could do this with him.

Has anyone tried double-vaginal?  What did it feel like to have two men fucking you at once?  How did you get them both inside you?  Did they enjoy feeling another cock rubbing against theirs inside your cunt?  Could you stay connected to both of them?  Was it uncomfortable?

I so want to try double-vaginal someday.  I have a couple of guy friends I could ask to fulfill this fantasy.  One of them is quite wide, so I'm not sure if I could do this with him.

Two stories.
1.
My sister works at Borders and recently there was a huge commotion on the headsets. A customer complained about poop on the floor in the men's room. The employees started arguing about who would have to clean it up. When they finally found a poor victim to send in, he approached the messy stall only to find a customer inside it already. He hurried out of the bathroom and hid in the back room where he could peer out the window and wait for the man to leave. It took what seemed like forever and the whole time the employees continued speculating on their headsets. When the man finally left he walked right out, not seeming to notice that he had stepped in the poop until he looked down, realized his shoe was sticky, and wiped it all over the carpet in the kids section of the store. o.O SOO disgusting!!

2.
( 'Hilljack' customers who think it's rude to be told their ancient camera may not be worth the cost of fixing. )

Oy, let me tell you all, I hate when we have two coupons going at the same time. Last week, the Red Apron Arts and Crafts store was handing out two coupons. The first one was 40% off of one regular priced item and the other was to be found on your receipt, it was a 20% off of your entire regular priced purchase. We told people that they could use them on the "same transaction" not on the same item. The coupons went into effect today.
Anyways, this morning, I, your friendly FES had two ladies, a mother and daughter team come through my line. The daughter had a few items, including a Disney themed scrapbook. The daughter asked me if she could use both her 40% coupon and her 20% coupon on the transaction. I told her yes, that she could. I gave her the 40% off of the scrapbook and then when I finished ringing up her other items, I took the 20% off the total.
Next was the mother, all she had to purchase was a Disney scrapbook. I rang her up and she handed me the 40% coupon. I then told her the total. Her daughter then speaks up.....

Daughter: What about her 20% discount?
Me: Well Maam, since she used her 40% off and she had only one item, I cannot use the 20% coupon.
Daughter: Well, why not? It's the same item.
Me: yes maam, but it is 20% off of the entire regular priced purchase. Once I honored the 40% coupon, the book is no longer regular priced.
Daughter: Well they told us we could use them both on the same item, you should let my mom do that!!!
Me: Maam, I'm sorry you were misinformed, but I cannot use that 20% since your mom got her scrapbook for 40% off. The system won't honor it.
Daughter: Well, that's stupid, your employees should be more clear in their words.

Seriously, it is very clear....20% off your entire "REGULAR PRICED purchase" Stupid bitch is the reason I am leaving my position as FES and going into the support staff position, so I don't have to deal with idiots.

I told myself I wouldn't post today. Today would be a nice day, apart from the after church rush and everything. I closed. I got to flirt shamelessly with the coworker I'm crushing on. It should've been fun, right?

WRONG.

Btw, can someone toss me the code for an LJ cut? This is gonna' get long...

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( In ur Strbux, makin ur coffeez )

WHAT, by all the Asa and the Van, compells people to act the way they do?

D:

Hey everyone. I was wondering if any of you know of any ways (food, drinks or anything else) that could change the smell or taste of a vagina for the better?

I have heard pineapple juice and vitamin c. Is there anything else that you know of?

Or anything else besides food/drinks?

Even something that just produces a neutral flavor?

The majority of my diet is iced tea, carbs (bagels, pizza, pasta) and chicken. I don't really have dairy or veggies much. So let me know if you have any pointers.

Thanks.

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Dear overdramatic guy in the line this afternoon,

I am sorry that I am one of four cashiers in a busy toy store and that you were next in line, but I really cannot help it if I'm helping a customer and have to step away for a moment to help her find something. Seriously, you could have waited three more seconds and another cashier could have helped you. Don't bitch about me to my co-worker, either. She has a more badass additude than I do. And she is my friend. She will tell me what you said. And we will laugh at you once you leave the store.

No love ever,
the cashier at register nine 

so yesterday i made my first trip to good vibrations and bought my first vibrator, the turbo glider. i was (am!) thrilled about it. so last night i'm in bed, gettin' ready to make a new best friend, when i realized something.

i have no idea what to do with it! i get the part where it vibrates and then you have a magical orgasm that doesn't involve finger cramps, but i'm missing all of the in-between. i mean...where should i start? WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO BE DOING WITH THIS THING?! i really want this to work out...but i'm just really overwhelmed by it.

thanks all...i kinda feel like a nitwit for having to ask this, but hey, at least i have a medium in which to do the asking?